Pretendtress

Someone who pretends to be someone else but clouds you judgement by tempting in ways that makes you think they are not pretending at all

she said i was all ok and hugged me and told me i meant so much, pretendtress

by justybdj June 10, 2011

Pretendependent

A young adult of legal age pretending to be independent while still living at home, driving mom and dad's car, etc...Pretending to be independent...Pretendependant!

Joanna bragged about her new shoes, which she could only afford because as a pretendependent, she has discretionary money to spend.

by ultraskinpro May 24, 2012

pretendcest

Sexual relations with an adopted sibling.

Around the end of Dexter season 6 Debra realizes she has romantic feelings for the show's name sake. When I watch season 7 I will see if they commit Pretendcest.

by Purvplegurple December 15, 2013

pretendvatory

The act of pretending to do inventory.

Every sunday chad doesn't want to work so he does pretendvatory

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

Pretendong

Substituting a large penis in place of your own and sending it as a dick pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.

I've just been sent a dick pic from my boyfriend, but I've seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.

by Deetey October 1, 2017

Pretendicitis

A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.

Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.

by PositivelyPisces May 23, 2018

pretendtial

To speak and act as if you will do something social, when in fact you know you will not.

At 10 pm in pajamas with pizza delivery en route, Sally knows the prospect of ending up with friends at the bar tonight are pretendtial.

by Mrs. Mishi February 6, 2019