Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"

The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`

by Governor Diamond & The ToastMaster Flash September 11, 2008

Karma Points

an optimistic way of looking at stuff when something bad happens or when something doesn't go as planned and eventually that incident will be made up for somehow.

also your reward for doing a good deed

EXAMPLE 1

Nathan: So is that girl we met at the mall gonna show up to see you at open mic night tonight?

Tomas:man i hope so she was cute

2 hours later

Nathan: dude she didn't show

Tomas:I'm not sweatin i got some karma points now

EXAMPLE 2

Bob:dude why are you stopping?

Frank: somebody just left this trash on the side walk when there is a trash can right there!

*puts random trash in can*

Bob: nice man you just earned some karma points

Frank: well someone has to take responsibility

by guynextdoor377 July 9, 2011

pontiacmadeddg

A famous YouTuber who makes the best vlogs, music, reactions, and is also the Goat at Call of Duty.(Don’t disrespect him)

Did you hear the new song pontiacmadeddg put out called Givenchy. GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME!

by Khy32 November 25, 2017

Ten Points for Gryffindor!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.

Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

by ScorinPoints February 8, 2010

Point of no reburn

When one becomes tan enough that they don't seem to get sunburn anymore. Often refuse to wear sunscreen due to this.

Kelsey: "Did you get sunburn from yesterday's pool party?"
Gabby: "No, not at all."
Kelsey: "Lucky...I'm burned everywhere."
Gabby: "Well, I think I pretty much hit my point of no reburn after so much lifeguarding."

by holyfrikkincrap May 27, 2009

Pointin

When you have to drop a deuce so bad it's pointin out of your dirtchute.

I barely made it to the shitter because I was pointin!

by The Vanilla Godzilla June 12, 2018

ho points

A point scale to measure ones sexual experience.

Determined by the following:
For each person you have "been" with, you receive ONE of the following scores (choosing the highest point value that applies)

Kiss: 1 point
Roaming hands: 2 points
Oral sex, hand job/fingering: 3 points
Sex: 4 points
Anything kinky, anal, etc.: 5 points

Nicki kissed Jimmy, who she met at a bar, once. They never saw each other again.
1 point

Nicki and Marshal got handsy on the couch. This was the farthest they ever got.
2 points

Nicki let her teacher Mr. Simonek finger her for some extra cred, but only once.
3 points

Nicki gave Stewart head in the childrens museum. This was the extent of their relationship.
3 points

Nicki lost her virginity to Walter.
4 points

Nicki lost it again to Scooter..
4 points

And again to Ralphie.
4 points

Aaaaaand again to Matthias.
4 points

And then, she joined the mile high club with the pilot of Continental flight 415, in the cockpit.
5 points

Nicki and Rashad got it on on his dad's tractor... with whipped cream and bondage. This was the farthest Rashad let them go.
5 points

Nicki is a ho. She has 35 ho points.

by alinic73 April 20, 2010