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Meat Popsicle

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.
"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"
by Banditjefferie May 17, 2009
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The Popsicle Game

a game played when 2 or more guys say 'popsicle' when they see a hot chick.
Guy at waterpark with buddy: "Hey, wanna play the popsicle game?" *sees hot chick* "I feel like a popsicle right now" *sees hotter chick* "Crap this popsicle is melting, must be really hot out." *sees black hot chick* "I'm gunna go get a chocolate popsicle k?"
by ILOVEPOPSICLES November 28, 2009
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German Popsicle

when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.
Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!
by birdman16 February 7, 2012
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Chocolate Covered Cherry Popsicle

Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle
"so she said she was hungry so i gave her a chocolate covered cherry popsicle
by Chuck Tooth February 20, 2005
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human popsicle

A faggot, usually the bitch in the relationship. The one takin it up the ass.

What Bubba turns you into once you get sent to prison.
Dave got sentenced to 10yrs of hard time. Damn he's gonna be a human popsicle for at least 8 of that.
by 8Ball June 11, 2004
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midnight popsicle

When you stab a prostitute to death with an icicle whilst she gives you a blow job, followed by an illicit burial. These events must occur after midnight but before sunrise.
Erik was so unimpressed by the hooker's fellationic skills he totally gave her a midnight popsicle.
by nofeeblechrist March 22, 2010
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