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Poon towel

A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.

That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.
by xmentalbenx August 21, 2020
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Poon slice

Relating to poon as used in referring to someone weak.

A poon slice is someone who is a weak and has been identified as such.
Person does or says something that puts his manhood into question.

"I don't think I'm drinking tonight. I'm going to stay home and catch up on some readings for class."

"Man, you're such a poon slice."
by Mohinder Sandhu December 10, 2009
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Poon Brothers

When you and someone you know nail the same chick, you than become Poon Brothers.
Remember that skank you banged last week, well I boned her. We’re Poon Brothers now Bro.
by SteelReserve July 28, 2019
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Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.
Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon
by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021
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poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends
trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass
by b nastii July 31, 2009
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hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have
by Poonspert May 10, 2004
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poon-punch

when you punch a bitch in the vagina
dat bitch was up in my face so i gave her a well deserved poon-punch
by Corey Light October 7, 2006
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