porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

by Drew Christx January 23, 2007

plant of joy

what the Chineese called Opium. Opium itself has been in use in the USA at least since the Civil War as a painkiller. It is known to the Chineese as, "The destroyer of grief and pain".

The Opium poppy is the plant of joy.

by M0T0RH3D March 14, 2006

Piranha Plant

A character whose presence in Smash practically proves the importance of Waluigi
Waluigi < A fucking plant

Everyone who wanted Waluigi but then eventually saw the first direct: WTF SAKURAI I JUST WANT MY FUCKING WALUIGI

And then eventually daddy sakurai gives a big middle finger with fingers unrealistically longer than his erection to them by adding Piranha Plant at the last direct

by WTFrenzy December 6, 2018

Plant Potting

When you shit in a girls mouth then stick your dick in as if you are planting seed.

He Stew, I plant potting your mum last night. She didn't even gag!

by matdex August 4, 2009

plantation

Home or house. Often used with "the" -- as in "The Plantation."

I wish I could be back at the Plantation for Christmas. I miss my g-ma.

by KeystoneSLC February 25, 2005

Plant you now and dig you later

Gotta go!

I'll plant you now and dig you later!

by ybalagian September 20, 2009

Plant the flag

having sex with a local when traveling internationally.

Jessica wanted to "Plant the Flag" in Cape Town during World Cup.

by mrlingo July 14, 2010