putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

putting green

A women's pubic mound that has been well trimmed and maintained

Man-- I would love to lay up to her putting green

by beve January 28, 2018

Pilting

This defines a pedophile/nonse

Jayden your a pilting😂

by Itsyaboiwebstain March 17, 2019

Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult

Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you

by peterguan February 12, 2020

Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

by Becca J W April 7, 2008

putting down

the opposite of putting up with someone

R; "I, thanks for putting up with me"

I: "R, no, I don't 'put up' with you, I am putting down with you"
R: "I love you"

by rubyrosetta September 15, 2016

Putting the chicken into the cat

When a male is putting his chicken (penis) into a woman's cat (pussy). Essentially, it is a discrete yet humorous term for making love.

If there is a sock and a lock, he is putting the chicken into the cat.

by Silentius September 27, 2011