by Peepeesauce556 April 26, 2017
"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."
by garry jounson January 01, 2017
a formula taken right out of the book before being checkweighed for accuracy before going to production.
by inkgirl September 05, 2009
wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
by king awesomeness January 20, 2011
An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.
*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."
by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022
a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
by Arizonaguy February 29, 2012