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cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.
I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!
by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014
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Cooch stuff

The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
Hey anyone know where Cormac is?

He's doing cooch stuff.
by P-p-p-p September 19, 2021
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Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
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Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.
She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.
by Lerix July 3, 2019
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impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose
i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!
by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025
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cooch puff

A very fat vagina.
Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.
by luna brown November 22, 2011
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cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡
“my cooch itch
by dickssssss April 2, 2019
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