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Dirty Granny

Basically a reverse Puerto Rican Chili Bowl but before she shits in your toilet you get a gum job.
Jake's mom gave me a dirty granny last night.
by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021
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granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
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granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014
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granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
by Fit bitch September 4, 2017
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granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020
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floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on
danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like
by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017
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granny fit

a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality
Q: hey tim had a granny fit last night
P: did they get him some cushions
Q: yes
P: good
by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009
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