by SusanJensMom September 11, 2021

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.
by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.
I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.
by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017

a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality
by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009
