2 definition by Fit bitch

Top Definition
To shag a prostitute over the age of 50
Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!
by Fit bitch September 04, 2017

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The act of burning eggs whilst attempting to cook a nutritious protein filled meal after banging out an insanity session oushhhhh
Adam made burnt eggs
by Fit bitch August 06, 2017

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