judgement day (us office episode)

the deleted episode of the office, in which michael is insecure about his new suit, and tries to jump out the building because of it. this episode has since been deleted after a law suit with the office (uk) and the cast has been banned from talking on it. therefore there is a lot of debate around the episode, but yes, the judgement day episode is real.

man i wish id watched judgement day (us office episode)..
whats judgement day (us office episode) ??

only the best deleted office episode ever !!!

by judgementdayofficeusisreal December 14, 2022

Box Office Poison

A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.

Handful of Box Office Poison Members:

Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton

by Joe Fist February 11, 2009

office mocha

An improvised hot beverage created from items usually found at an office coffee station. The traditional version is made from coffee and "Swiss Miss" instant hot cocoa. Sometimes referred to as a ghetto mocha.

Tom decided to break up his afternoon lull by making himself a delicious office mocha.

by fadedgiant July 31, 2007

officelol

To be e-mailed or to accidentally view a humorous piece of material or private joke that induces an uncontrollably loud fit of laughter that requires lengthy explanation in an office or other working environment.

'Cliff officelolled at The Onion and got sent home early.'

by mmiiaaooww January 22, 2009

office sigh

A type of sigh that every employee in the office is guilty of.

It is a sign of being tired, working on your computer too long or dealing with irritating clients over the phone. Also could be a general unhappiness with your life.

It happens when they get up, sit down, walk into your office, or while doing absolutely anything. The sign is usually accompanied by whining and complaining about one self.

It makes you wonder what everyone is so damn unhappy about?!

(office sigh) Ahh it's such a long day
It's only Monday...(office sigh)
(office sigh) It's always so hot in here.... GAWD!

by tiger shark18 September 4, 2009

Officeitus

one who suffers greatly from officitus may suffer the following symptoms:

*excessively watch staff,wherever possible,pick them up on the smallest thing or even nuance*

*become an anal watchdog about timekeeping especially on lunch breaks*

*look for the smallest fault or flaw*

*try to play head games and office polli tricks instead of doing an honest job*

*be quick to fire people and not back it up properly*

*waste company time and money on pulling the workers up,TRYING TO AFFIRM MANAGEMENT POSITION OR SHITTY SUPERIOR POSITION BY BEING A FUCKING CUNT,and hated by everyone*

ppl who suffer from officeitus are usually ousted..get used to repeating the phrase ''i need more foodstamps''.

by OFFICITUSISCONTAGIOUSIAMWEAK:( September 13, 2009

Office Grazing

Office grazing is defined as the art of strolling between cubes and offices conversing with co-workers as to avoid doing actual work. The key is to be ambiguous in your grazing as to not draw attention to yourself. Avoid consistent high volume laughter or complaining while office grazing.

Bob and Cindy were nice people but their incessant office grazing got them both fired because they were always heard complaining and laughing about the same things to seven different people located within 10 feet of each other.

by The Smart Choice May 2, 2011