An acceptable rate of drunkness for the office.
You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
You may have trouble with typing, talking loudly and feel slightly giddy when standing up from your desk.
Terence: Haha listen to Andrew laughing, he is being so loud!
Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
Amy: I know, he went out at lunch so is most likely office drunk.
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Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
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Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".
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