Officer doofey

A person whose so stupid they believe their own lies and make up lies to verify first set of lies

Doofey told Tina he has royalties coming and is gonna buy her a car but it wld be 7-10 business days what a officer doofey!

by Ob1knoby December 12, 2020

branch office

Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.

Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.

"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"

"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."

by seagurl May 14, 2009

Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.

She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.

by Slivrr October 7, 2011

Office Romeo

That Guy at work who thinks he's gods gift to women. He brags to his male colleagues about all the women he's dated and desperately uses cheesey chat up lines to get himself a date but often fails miserably.

Office Romeo trying to chat up the bosses hot new secretary: " Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

Secretary: " I thought I could smell cheese, but it turns out it's just your aftershave".

by hteb78 August 5, 2023

officer maxwell

A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop

Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell

by zimbabwa May 8, 2007

office religion

noun, a religion you pretend to have to get off work on there holidays.

Phil: "Tim has such an office religion I never see him at my Jewish Temple". Frank: "probably".

by OthedevastatorO April 13, 2011

Officer Nasty

Peter Griffin as a male cop stripper

I'm Officer Nasty -Peter Griffin

by jesus was a bullfrog October 18, 2008