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Biffo - (Big Ignorant F*c*er from Offaly)

“Is that the Biffo culchie mucker you were talking about”

“Turf munching Biffo's”

“Biffo Land”
by MeathMan13 August 29, 2023
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KISS offense

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"
While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"
by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009
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Cartonable Offense

A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.

This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.
Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense
by daul porris June 17, 2011
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text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.
Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.
by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014
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Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is getting offended at someone for asking/talking about your sexuality.
“You’re questioning your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”
by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019
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No offence

No offence, often said before or after a rude sentence. Basically, saying no offence doesn't help the matter at all.
Tom: Dude, no offence but, you're really weird
Jake: Thanks dude :(
by wheretheavocadosat April 12, 2019
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no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.
Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....
by Skryko December 14, 2019
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