Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.

"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"

by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019

cheese oyster

When a man spreads his dick cheese on a girl's vulva.

"He gave me a cheese oyster and now I have a UTI!"

by addisteaj February 26, 2019

Serbian Oyster Stew

Multiple dudes wading through a spread open vagina (using a speculum for best results) that is filled with vomit, feces, and oyster meat to get to the pearl at the very end.

Chad, Todd, Ryan, and Brent stirred and scooped their way to the prize awaiting them in Aubrey's filthy sausage wallet. This was a challenging dish of Serbian Oyster Stew.

by MrBlonde724 April 4, 2019

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Canvey Oyster

Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.

Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.

by ButtCreamAl May 14, 2019

rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

Dirty Oyster

When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.

Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."

by poida225005 November 28, 2021