Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!

I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?

by RED1043.com February 26, 2009

Sex Opossum

Its when you pretend to fall asleep to get someone to hurry up or to avoid sex altogether.

This guy's cast stank so bad. So, I pretended to fall asleep to get him to stop or just finish up just like a Sex Opossum.

by Kudzu007 July 1, 2011

Opposing Force

A Half-Life re-release in which you play as one of the Soldiers sent out to kill Gordon Freeman.

"Have you played Opposing Force yet?"
"No, how is it?"
"Better than the original."

by Stankfoot March 2, 2008

Opportunist

Wise person who seeks opportunities

ie Molly was an Opportunist who blagged her way into many a thing

by The Lady July 22, 2008

opposer

op"poser" Almost the opposite of a poser in the fact that rather than jumping on the band wagon after a trend has been started, they will purposely dislike something more with the increase of it's acceptance by the public or media. If something isn't "underground" then it isn't worth liking.
Everyone famous whether or not they have changed their style to become more popular is considered a "sellout" to the "opposer".

Some good examples of this phenomenon are the original fans of the band "Kings of Leon" who have grown to dislike the band even though they haven't changed their style but have become increasingly popular.

Jacob wasn't a republican but he was opposed to Obama because he was an opposer.

James refuses to watch "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" because he is an opposer.

by JSaurette January 27, 2009

opposite day

opposite day is every wednesday

kurt’s so ugly, but only on wednesday because it’s opposite day

by TexasAngel1887 June 19, 2019

oppositting

Sitting opposite someone

Jack and Sally spent all night at the restaurant oppositting

by capslinger September 23, 2019