Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

by SpinyDan August 16, 2023

number 13

A combination of mayonaise, spicy mustard, Relish, BBQ sauce, vinegar, Arby's sauce, and Tabasco.

I havent tried it but I bet it would taste fucking disgusting.

Man, I tried drinking my diabetic friend's urine and it tasted like number 13.

by Pangis March 11, 2022

Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner

I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.

by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015

Number 15

Burger King foot letucce

Number 15
Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing u want in your burger King burger is someones foot

by nig nug 420 September 13, 2019

Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.

Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number

by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010

almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

numbers up

One is in grave difficulty or near death.

When I felt that violent turbulence on the plane, I thought, “My numbers up”

by ADExE September 5, 2021