When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.
mate, why were you in the toilet so long?
I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..
I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..
by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017
Get the Number 2.5mug. by duvelx August 13, 2017
Get the number elevenmug. by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015
Get the Bed Numbermug. A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.
When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)
A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number
by SpinyDan August 16, 2023
Get the Thing numbermug. A combination of mayonaise, spicy mustard, Relish, BBQ sauce, vinegar, Arby's sauce, and Tabasco.
I havent tried it but I bet it would taste fucking disgusting.
I havent tried it but I bet it would taste fucking disgusting.
by Pangis March 11, 2022
Get the number 13mug. 
1.) Its NaN (Not a Number), please try again.
2.) *types in "50x40x50".* *Computer has an Error.* *Shows "NaN x NaN x Nan" instead.*
2.) *types in "50x40x50".* *Computer has an Error.* *Shows "NaN x NaN x Nan" instead.*
by WoomyGames55 October 7, 2023
Get the NaN (Not a Number)mug.