Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

by SpinyDan August 16, 2023

number 13

A combination of mayonaise, spicy mustard, Relish, BBQ sauce, vinegar, Arby's sauce, and Tabasco.

I havent tried it but I bet it would taste fucking disgusting.

Man, I tried drinking my diabetic friend's urine and it tasted like number 13.

by Pangis March 11, 2022

The number 33

A random number

I used a number randomized and got the number 33!

by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

number eleven

nickname for a kid with a permanent snotty nose

There's Jill, she's got number eleven on her top lip again.

by duvelx August 13, 2017

almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

numbers up

One is in grave difficulty or near death.

When I felt that violent turbulence on the plane, I thought, “My numbers up”

by ADExE September 5, 2021