Grassy Bore

A method of masturbation in which you take a piece of grass or other thin object (pencil) and slide it into your urethra then out again, as if your were cleaning a pistol. Tends to be painful and only recommended for experienced jack-offs.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that chick last night? She was smokin'.
Person 2: Yeah man, I grassy bored that.
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you?

by Yarrrrrrrrrrr October 13, 2010

bored at baker

"A place for trolls™" ®

Dartmouth's place for people to chat anonymously with one another

Yo dude I was on Bored at Baker all night last night... didn't get any studying done!!!

by trollollololololol May 03, 2011

boring mother

some person that don't let you do some simple things or criticates all things you do.

wooow, that waitress, she's a boring mother, she don't let me acess my facebook on tablet menu.

by afonsopj November 10, 2012

Bored At Home

Teen girl(s) who have nothing better to do with their time but to spend it taking "hot" pictures using a mirror or a webcam, with pursed lips and over extended fingers making an awkward peace sign.

Person 1: Buddy, did you see Taylor's new profile pic?
Person 2: Yea man, definite bored at home..

by Bored at home :* July 03, 2011

I'm bored

1) a statement of just how bored you are.

2)what a man say's when he means "i want sex"

1) I'm bored. fetch me some pot

2) "hey, honey, i'm bored, you wanna stay in tonight?"

by sethkasketch May 17, 2009

bored game

any game played out of boredom - typically a board game, but any activity will do.

When I lived in Hagtown I typically spent my Friday nights playing bored games.

by wheredgirlsat March 07, 2010

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005