lube dan

when ur friend dan enjoys to be inebriated (lubed up if you will), and is so constantly lubed up that he earns the nickname lube dan

"have you seen lube dan today?" "yeah he is on the front porch smoking a cig"

by lubedansbiggestfan August 8, 2021

Lube Mcgay

A weird person that is so gay it makes everybody in the same room as him scream and run away.

Lube Mcgay wouldn't stop following me last night, I thought he was doing to touch me.

by gaybrielisanerd June 9, 2023

Cage Lube

Lube to grease up bars

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023

Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.

Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

Lube

Like krytox, used to lube mechanical keyboard switches and stabilizers.

Don't forget to lube the stems of your switches!

by barbatos_anemo_archon April 16, 2023

Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.

I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.

by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023