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Tords Worst Nightmare

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Tords worst nightmare
by Aflesher May 27, 2021
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nightbreeze

A male player, pimp/huslter, who is exceeding good at picking up women without really excerting any effort.
"Hey man look at that nightbreezer -- he just got the hottest bitch in the bar!"
by Anthony The Greater December 26, 2005
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Sex Nightmare

When one has a sex dream about someone, something, or some situation that they would never want to be involved with sexually
Greg had a sex nightmare about Kelsey last night. She rufied him while they were playing beer pong in the dream.

Jenn had a sex nightmare that she was fucking a horse last night after watching 40 Year Old Virgin.

Foard was giving it to me in the living room at my family reunion in my sex nightmare last night. Nothing worse than grandma and grandpa watching from the couch.
by ShitbagSatan August 13, 2010
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Nightmare

A 25 year old, fat, still lives with his mother, pokemon lover, who thinks "gangbanging" is when two people e-kiss. He likes to call random girls whores because any self respecting woman wouldn't give him the time of day, and has the a tough time holding an intellectual conversation. Also a complusive liar.
Nightmare: I won powerfest 1994, causing a HUGE upset.
Marrshu: And where's the article?
Nightmare:....no one reported it.
by JennihasaLife November 10, 2008
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nightmarella

A woman who at the stroke of midnight after her second multi-colored drink turns into a frightening date.
She was the sweetest girl in the world, then halfway through the kegger, she turned into Nightmarella.
by Joe Corey February 26, 2004
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nightmare squared

hellish situation multiplied by itself
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!

he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
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nightmare team

Is the opposite of "dream team".

A group of people, totally wrong for their tasks.

Born in sport environment, can be referred to work or to family context... .

The nightmare team can turn every simple job in a nightmare, every simple match in a disaster.

They will never reach the target, ever.
1) At work

Frank:- The boss decide to give AST job to Mark, Daniel and Frederick.

Mary:- Oh shit! Such a nigthmare team! Another customer lost... !

2) At playground

Player 1:- The coach will call all old players for the tommorow's match.

Player 2:- Oh, those people quit 10 years ago...

Player 1:- Yes, right... It will be a nightmare team...
by Francesco Liberale July 3, 2010
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