needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS August 13, 2005

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 01, 2006

i need a break

Another form of "I'm cheating on you" said to lie to ones partner

What she says-"I think I need a break"
Means-"I have someone else, but I don't want to admit it"

by Fatjesus1313 May 30, 2017

special needs haircut

One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 06, 2011

Needs to Call Enzyte

Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.

Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.

by The Overmind July 07, 2004

black hole of need

black hole of need - A person who's unrelenting need for attention sucks in all of the surrounding energy

Madonna is a black hole of need, no matter how much attention she gets, it will never be enough

by XAXCT April 09, 2010

appease your need

when you do what you gotta do

'its ok man hes just appeasin his need'
'damn like you gotta appease your need bro'

by st christian the gizmo December 07, 2011