Neil

A very short homosexual who is known for his awful humor. Despite this, he still thinks he is funny. He failed every test in school so he works as a male stripper now. He has spent most of his life sucking the tip of it

"What's that?"
"That's Neil.

by ZacAttak October 29, 2025

mr neil

the best youtuber in the world

"mr neil is a great guy"

by mrneil1 November 4, 2025

Neil

neil is a fucking mogger that fucks all the hoes, gets money, minimum 6 foot tall, 8 inch dick, truely the best human possible

yo is that neil?? he deffinately gets money and fucks all the bad bitches

by 399nele November 12, 2025

neil

the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.

person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil

by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025

Neil

To put drugs in your pee hole.

To ingest alcohol or drugs in the urethra, for more rapid intoxication than ingestion by mouth or anal (boofing).

"Neiling is the best way to do drugs!" "He passed out quick because he just neiled his bottle of volka."

by Tiger Paw HLN March 4, 2025

Neil Yang

He tried Panda Express last week Today is march 8 2025. 5'11 3/4 in w shoes he is 6 ft. He claims to be 6 ft. we all know hes not. Yesterday it rained. He also tells weird stories and probably should not be left around in a room w men.

1: I talked to Neil Yang yesterday, and he told me some weird theory about how all men are inherently gay.

2: Neil: Yeah I would transition the fuck out of them first and fuck them

by porneliusyang March 8, 2025

Neil Mohan

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).

Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.

by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025