Mystery 34

A gay porn activist group.

"Dude, don't get all Mystery 34 on me!"

by Calum Jenkins August 11, 2004

Mystery Fat

1.Mystery Fat is commonly found on seemingly in shape people. The person might seem skinny or fit, but has copious amounts of stomach fat and or thigh fat. Most commonly found on guys in the stomach and moobs, and found on girls in the thighs. Mystery Fat is easily hidden by loose fitting shirts and pants, thus making it ever elusive and unknown.

1.1 Often times Mystery Fat is revealed when a person takes off their clothes or wears revealing/tight fitting clothes.

Another less clever name for this natural phenomenon is skinny fat.

1. Garf: "Man, Chandler is so hot! I want her snatch"

Walter: "No, gross man, she has mystery fat, why do you think she wears jeans everyday?"

2. Spudberry: "Gross, did you see Grant's mystery fat in the locker room? He has the belly of an alcoholic"

Adolf: "Ugh, I know, what a Jew.... He's got a nice set of man tits though"

by Nipplecopter August 3, 2012

mystery

A person with a good heart.
Always wanting to give back to the community.
Never thinking about himself.
Supportive.
Tollerant.
One of the best australian/international cs players around.

omg heaton is nothing compared to mystery.

by no i am not a mystery writing this poofta sifn't July 7, 2003

Mystery box

When a girl is such a slut it's a mystery which std's she gon give yo ass

Your mom is a mystery box

by BFC_Apples February 28, 2015

mystery powder

another common name for drugs. you are talking is COKE COKE COKE. mystery powders are all types of drugs. mostly: cocaine, crack, pot, etc.

are you on mystery powder #5?

by E FIZZZ XO September 2, 2006

mystery mark

Something you say when someone says something confusing

" y=mc+b , what kind of problem is this?"

"Mystery mark"

by River1218 December 13, 2016

Mystery nigga

a confusing nigger

Bruh, stop being a mystery nigga!

by getyeetedon October 15, 2018