stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

stick a shovel up my ass by House-elf December 10, 2010

pain in my ass 

a real pain after a person experienced anal intercourse

Ouch, I need to go to the doctor because I have pain in my ass.

pain in my ass by Andav February 27, 2009

Cup of my ass 

The "cup" is the lower part of your butt cheeks. We all have that "cup"

Y'all I need not short cut off shorts( by short I mean if the cup of my ass is out that's clearly too short!) HELP!!

Cup of my ass by ElPatcho September 9, 2016

Fuck my ass 

A common phrase among girls at private christian schools like Trinity Christian Academy because they believe it preserves their virginity for marriage.

Man 1: Dude, I finally got in Alden's bed last night!!
Man 2: How'd you pull that off?

Man 1: It was simple. All I had to do was kiss her and wait till she wanted it. Don't worry, she told me to "fuck my ass" because she wants to be a virgin. I can still see her butt when I close my eyes...

Fuck my ass by WildWeasel March 2, 2016

Kill my ass 

(1 An exclamation commonly used to convey extreme annoyance and/or frustration at ones current situation

(2 A term used during anal sex to convey wanting to be fucked up the ass harder, presumably until the participant's ass is in pain or "destroyed"

In the first context, the term is not meant to be taken literally or to show actual sexual attraction.

In general, the term kill my ass seems to have originated from the similar terms fuck me and fuckmeuptheass.

Kill my ass!!! The bridge is closed and now I'll never get to work on time!

Kill my ass by phandaya May 27, 2017

dancing my ass off 

Dancing till your ass tears apart

Last night at the party, I was dancing my ass off. What an amazing night, pity i cant remember any of it!!!!

dancing my ass off by imyourbiggestfan October 20, 2010

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019