five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.
"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
by turtlesaredumb42069 February 14, 2022
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Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!
by Big Hook Em March 03, 2018
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O gawd my ass

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.
O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
by FUCKmyASS27 October 13, 2017
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checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.
Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
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fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.
Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...
by Karl Gomes September 18, 2007
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eat my ass o’clock

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock
by Angelcormier March 10, 2019
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my ass

expression that some turists adopts to say Mijas (small touristic town at Costa del Sol, southern Spain)
Excuse me sir, is this the road to my ass?
by doc err0r December 07, 2006
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