Muppet

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter.

Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.
Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”
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Muppet

1. Puppet characters inc. Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy
2. A friendlier way of calling someone dumb/foolish
Oi Drew, stop being a muppet
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Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
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Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang
When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped
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Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.
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flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap
flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet
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His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.
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