Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.
Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
Someone who makes up a word to insult a specific person in their specific lives that the rest of this audience doesn’t give a shit about. No one cares and you are ruining this site.
A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."