Montana Howdoyoudo

n. a form of greeting between two males in which one or both parties grab(s) the other's genitals. AKA Montana Handshake, or a Rocky Mountain Salute.

Joshua's face lit up when Chris greeted him with an unexpected but not unwelcome Montana Howdoyoudo.

by Dr. Lysandra September 21, 2011

Monta

North east rave "S.T.O.M.P.I.N" this is the one and only sound yesiiiii

The way to my heart is if you love MC stompin " ew have you been to monta"

by Wickedcrew54321 December 2, 2019

Montana Bedroom Slippers

Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.

The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.

by Big big biscuit September 3, 2021

MontanaBlack

A german Streamer with a gambling addiction an a very big penis.

"Have you seen a stream of MontanaBlack?"
"Yeah, he has a big dick, people also call him Monte and he drives a green lambo"

by BrezelTyp November 21, 2021

te la montaron

Spanish word for humilliating a personas with comebacks, verbally or singing.

Example :

Man those guys te la montaron.

Te la montaron in school.

Te la montaron en la escuela.

by JamedAzmi January 30, 2015

monta vista

Wannabe gangsters who don't know how to tie their own shoes.

That Monta Vista trips too much.

by shoobeebop May 13, 2005

Montana Blackburn

A "Montana Blackburn" is when a man takes a shit early in the morning, but doesn't wipe his ass, then puts on tighty-whiteys. Late in the day, when he's having sex in the doggystyle position, he takes his shit-stained underwear and wraps it over her face, or across her mouth, and proceeds to fuck her while pulling on it.

"Man, I gave her such a nasty "Montana Blackburn" last night, she had to brush her teeth afterwards."

by Mr. Mister M September 18, 2009