trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017

crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

by hollyupa August 16, 2017

pippie minge

A woman who acts posh but isnt

Jilly gets on my nerves making out she's so posh and prim and proper. The slut's such a pippie minge! I saw her gobbling a bloke off in the drive through!!

by Tent peg October 21, 2017

xiu ming

Sweetest girl ever

Wow, you know Xiu Ming? She’s amazing

by cutie pie 26 November 15, 2017

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.

Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."

by Donald A. February 12, 2019

Allocated minge dealer

When someone gets put in an arranged marriage, so then they have someone to reproduce with.

Our good Christian friend John got an allocated minge dealer last week.

by louisja May 17, 2019