wheres Moat

A common phrase used by beebis and runtal

during gapings mut sesh in the ram.

Gunmar, wheres Moat
YA HOOBAYY.

by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Throat Moat

Receiving ejaculate from another person's genitals, into the mouth, and held in the back the throat before swallowing.

Dude... Gretchen gave me the best blowjob of my life yesterday. My dick was so deep, it felt so incredible, and seeing her gorgeous face filled with my rock hard cock as she looked me in the eyes... I could tell she wanted to swallow my load. It was so hot, it only took 30 seconds or so. I couldn't believe it. When I backed away, she opened mouth and saw the biggest throat moat ever created.

by Timberlund October 11, 2025

swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet

She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet

by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

Successful Business MODATEC style

When you can barely afford your workshop rent and electric, pay 1 guy to make tea £350 a week, your apprentice £150 a week, your main tech £500 a week, and then get 2 sub techs in on £160 each for 2 days work. Whilst still living at home, sleeping on your mums couch because all the other rooms are occupied, and your credit accounts are closing quicker than a bank in a recession. #MODATEC

I see uncs gone and done another modatec special successful business MODATEC style #MODATEC

by Neekay88 December 16, 2020