Misterectomy

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.

The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!

by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011

mistle

A missile made of mist. Often used in tumblr combat.

Tumblrites: We just launched a mistle into narnia!
Non-tumblr-user: What's a mistle?
Tumblrites: You wouldn't understand, you don't use tumblr.

by low-k-e-y.tumblr December 16, 2011

Mistear

It means "To Miss" in extreme Spanglish.

"Paraste la película para que no te mistearas nada"
miss perder extrañar

by El Tapatio April 2, 2017

Mistletoes

Athlete's Foot for elves

Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

Misterbugsgf

The haters are gonna hate hate hate hate hate 😋
And I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake 🤪
Shake it off shake it off 🤗

In all jokes stan bre <3 ❤

Bre is slay
Brephobes make me wanna 🤮
We love misterbugsgf

by Auroreslays June 1, 2022

Shin-mister

The extremely low urinals taking up half the wall, typically seen in movie theaters, that mist your shins as your urine ricochets off the back wall.

Mom: son, do you have to go to the bathroom before we leave?

Son: No way, they have shin-misters here!

by Insiqnia August 16, 2011

u/mistercakelol

A non-virgin that is in love with u/gamerdude9999

gamerdude9999: u/mistercakelol i love you hubby

mistercakelol: I love you too hubby wubby

by anonymous June 19, 2021