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by The Milsons July 3, 2021

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022

Jake Mulconray

HOT MAN I LOVE HIS HOT MOTHER :D

Jake Mulconray is hot

by Edzcool101 October 11, 2022

Procto-Milontesis

A condition wherein the patient's speech comes from their rectum, rather than their larynx. Because patients suffering from this condition maintain no connection between their Broca's Area and their speech organ, the resulting language is often illogical. The condition can be acute or chronic (as in certain uncles at Thanksgiving). There is no effective treatment at this time -- the recommended response is isolation of the patient until the condition subsides. This condition is highly contagious and spreads rapidly through contact via social media.

The patient was referred to us after participating in their HOA page on social media. They began making irrational statements, leading to suspicion of acute Procto-Milontesis. Recommend isolating the patient for 24 hours to see if they improve.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

A.Milton

A drunk Horny Red Neck.

A.Milton; Woken up in a Georgia Parking lot next to A new Harley drunk from the night before by 2 pretty pigs and an ambulance.

by Miguel Brainard March 19, 2024