Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011

Crystal Meth

Crystal Meth is a drug that gets you high as a motherfucker.

(Taken from GTA : San Andreas) "Those white boys had me on crystal meth"

by Yo Mama January 5, 2005

methados

A brand name for a liquid pre-measured form of methadone that is red and flavored with sweetners. 1 ml=10 mg. It can be dispensed all the way down to 1 mg increments.

Our clinic switched from the bisquits to Methadose.

by the eleven October 20, 2006

Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.

What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.

by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007

Metasexual

A metasexual is someone who is aroused only by references to the sex they are having, rather than the sex itself.

"We are having sex right now!"
"This knowledge arouses me!"
"You are such a flaming metasexual."

by Zig Awesome August 1, 2007

Meth

An extremely addictive stimulant drug that looks like crystallized pee. Look at the other definitions for the details about it and the scumbags who make it. Meth is made in labs that smell very acrid (like ammonia or acetone) and are usually found in the Midwestern United States, but generally all around North America. If you find a place that has lots of cough medicine, disfigured gas canisters, baggies, coffee filters, batteries, glassware, and generally looks and smells like a second rate toxic waste dump, get out of there and call the police.

Fred: This place looks like Satan's chemical lab; it smells like piss and there's a practically rabid mastiff guarding it.

George: What are you doing standing there? We're near a freaking meth lab; we need to get the hell out of here and bust these chumps!

by Pianoforte February 15, 2010

crystal meth

the drug of choice nowadays in america that can make a person get high and make them feel real horny when smoked. Then again the person's dick wont get hard and the effects can last for hours or even days.

Last saturday i bought a half-tina worth of crystal meth then later that night i smoked it and i got a high and it made me real horny making me in search of a hook up on the streets.

by jackson, j May 6, 2006