A land full of green
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs
who spit and piss on slides
travel further
Galon Uchaf
with a football field that has no goalposts
Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land
inhabited by Jack Kahl
Next is pant which is alright
no one really cares for it cause its shite
After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron
You the town where the smackheads live
asking for money that you should never give
Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there
and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4
Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen
boring and full of specials
The land of green
the taff trail
and Drugs
The land of green
The land of weed
But not that type of green
I mean weed
Travel a mile to the Gurnos
to see chavs
who spit and piss on slides
travel further
Galon Uchaf
with a football field that has no goalposts
Then you see Dowlais a cold and snowy land
inhabited by Jack Kahl
Next is pant which is alright
no one really cares for it cause its shite
After that is Penydarren
Old people and the Londis
and the bald man called Aaron
You the town where the smackheads live
asking for money that you should never give
Then there's Heolgerrig the poshest of the lot
everyone hates them cause they brag a lot
After that is Swansea road live there
and everyone knows you've been on drugs
since you were 4
Lastly, we have Cefn and Trefechen
boring and full of specials
The land of green
the taff trail
and Drugs
The land of green
The land of weed
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