Mercurius

A cool person, he's good at games, is in a RKR mod team, and he pwns ya!!
f34r h!m

somewone in irc channel

by Baka-sama January 25, 2005

Merluza

Literally is a spanish word to say hake, a kind of fish. It's also a slang word for getting very drunk.

- Dude, i am like totally drunk.

- Tío, llevo una merluza que te cagas.

by Fedaykin999 October 19, 2010

Freddie Mercury

Literately the best singer ever.
Better than Lil Nas X, Rick Roll, Adele, Maroon 5, The Jonas Bros, etc.

Freddie Mercury is a singer

by Deafen Nation Defenition November 23, 2019

That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.

Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!

by Spoonular November 13, 2009

mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".

Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"

by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006

merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

See Cyanide and Happiness's take on Merriam-Webster's first edition.

by Your name name name May 10, 2008

a Mermuys

A lower lifeform with a lack of knowledge in the english grammar, makes mistakes like "bote" instad of "boat"

I'm such a Mermuys, I should ask Petrit or Tasha for help
And if they don't want to, I'll ask Dorothy, she's not that good but she'll do

by TrollAndKoboldUnited March 29, 2011