March 21

National get your dick sucked day

It’s march 21 you already know what that means

by Youknowimalways right November 24, 2021

16th march

it's the day of getting high/hammered or just partys.
also if you have a relative or friend with this as there birthday they are probably the sexiest and most fun in your whole friend group/family.
this is just fax deal with it

holy smokes let's go celebrate the 16thmarch and drink till we pass out.

have you seen the kid born on the 16th march he is peng

by pure fax October 17, 2019

The Ides of March

(also abbreviated, but rare, as The Ides): the period between March 10 and 19 (March 19 inclusive).

Gaius Julius Caesar (Caesar's full Latin name) was assassinated during The Ides of March, the date most often accepted being March 15. Therefore, according to my family tradition, never give your sweetheart flowers during The Ides of March, even if it is her birthday.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013

March 26

This is the day too show your gf love and get her something sweet

Jayden: bro it’s march 26 I’m gonna buy a ring for my girl
Jack: nice bro

by Girl idk October 30, 2019

merc noodle

A male or appendage who cams up in a chat room with his limp dick out and masturbates furiously, but his dick remains flaccid. He then runs off before anyone can really see his shame.

We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.

by ttimechat January 5, 2018

march 14

A Bad Bitch Birthday

Today is March 14 . You Know Its a Bad Bitch Birthday . So You Gotta Turn Up ALL WEEKEND !

by baaddiieeb March 11, 2020

March 15

Your the beast of the group, everybody loves you and your the honest CRACKHEAD of the group:)))
Also this is national napping day. So get your blanket hop on the sofa and nap away!!!!!

Omg, your birthday is on march 15, wow you must be super fun, can I be your friend?
Its March 15!!!! Time to practice my napping skills!!!!!!

by anonymous March 14, 2021