Mega gay

Gay person

Your mega gay

by Crapnap March 15, 2021

Mega-Toe

When the little toe adjacent to the big toe is longer.

wow mike check out that mega-toe it needs its own shoe

by Mike M author of mega toe October 30, 2008

Mega High

The highest one can ever get. Achievable when a sativa dominent strain is combined with an indica dominant strain to a bong, the only piece able to be used, and then have a 5 hour high. Symptoms include: everything feeling great, explosion of numbness in the feet, or craving of all foods.

"Hey Chuck, how your was brother's wedding?"
"I don't know, I got mega high 2 hours before, and forgot about the whole thing."

by Drunken Wanderer September 10, 2012

mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water

Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck

by Mussolini good leader August 8, 2018

mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form

Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED

by GTESUS May 11, 2018

Mega geek

A person of knowledge of any geek related stuff and is associated with having no life, while knowing things that includes anime, video games, comic books, movies, and books.

My best friend is a Mega geek, and never had a girlfriend ever.

by Pikachuomega January 11, 2016

mega fap

When you fap so hard your dick bleeds

I mega faped and it hurt but felt good

by Giamt anus alex December 15, 2017