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Mayonnaise

Sauce, god it tastes gud, especially on ham
Maaayyoooonnnaaaaaiiiiiissssee
by Anonymous October 7, 2003
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Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump
When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise
by Pooeater123 July 1, 2019
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mayonnaise

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex
Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama
by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020
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Sayaka Maizono

The snakiest snake in all of the galaxy like holy shit what the hell is wrong with you?? A backstabbing trader from a game called danganronpa.
Makoto: My best friend, Sayaka Maizono, just backstabbed me. Damn she a hoe.
by SHSLgayboi December 22, 2019
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mayonese

man these
mayonese alota people here
by DJ January 21, 2004
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mayonaise gargler

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!
by CordsCords November 24, 2006
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.
"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"
by Larks D November 2, 2018
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