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A boy who cares about his shoes and sucks dick for a living.
He’s such a Matthew.
Matthew by Big_Dick_Dave123 November 6, 2017
A person who struggles to have a good smile even with good teeth, and instead of giving a answer they may prefer to just grunt, although Matthew is ok at sports.
That person doesn’t know how to smile, he is a Matthew
Matthew by Come at me punk! January 22, 2018
The name Matthew is usually given to annoying boys who are most likely smart
Person 1: I have to work with Matthew on the task :(
Person 2: it’s okay he is pretty smart though.
Matthew by HowTheHellDoIRead December 22, 2018
A Matthew is a goof with blonde hair and blue eyes some Matthews are warm hearted and nice Matthews can also be hot
hey look its Matthew my friend
Matthew by Chimpy2O March 6, 2019
He’s nice and u wanna Hug him all day and if u know him hang in to him cause he’s nice and very charming
Oh there’s Matthew so handsome!
Matthew by Hello how are y July 5, 2019
A lady collector. Gets all the ladies. No one knows why. He might hoodwink them. Maybe he's Harry Potter. Idk man. I just know that he yoinks all the ladies.
Dayum there's matthew
Of course, he's with ladies
what do you expect Jeremy he's Matthew
Matthew by clockmanidk October 18, 2021