Matharu

a man with a small penis and a small personality

Have you ever met a Matharu? Terrifying.

by utjghyf hy jtgyu May 15, 2024

Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.

True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

Matea

Matea is the most beautiful girl with tattoos and a fat ass, will have any man break their necks, A True throat goat.

“damn look at Matea’s ass”

by mtosprsces February 10, 2026

Matea

Matea is the most beautiful girl with tattoos and a fat ass, will have any man break their necks, A True throat goat.

Damn, look at Matea’s ass

by mtosprsces February 10, 2026

Matehead

A way to call your british friend or sum

"Hey Matehead, did you put your balls in the peanut butter?"

by MateMateHead February 28, 2026

Mathemagicianz13

Supreme ruler of the 9 realms, dictator, overlord, and the one true emperor of humankind. Often regarded as God itself, and credited as the savior of the universe, Tim "mathemagicianz13" Leung knows no wrong. Ruling with an iron fist, his presence brings law, order, and salvation for humankind

Person 1: it can't be...
Person 2: what??
Person 1: that's... The great supreme leader mathemagicianz13
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO

by notvytel October 11, 2024

mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!

I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.

by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024