ManuteBolarillos

A cigarillo cigar that is very skinny,which resemble former 7ft. 7in. 225 lbs, former NBA player Manute Bol.

say chedda, why you always coming over here rollin those ManuteBolarillos with 5 people smoking?

by Dwain O'neal September 1, 2009

marathonic

Said of something where you have to work hard on something non-stop for a long time in a way that could be compared to a marathon.

P1: How's your day?
P2: Marathonic! I've been studying so much today, it's been 7 hours already and I still have 2 more chapters to go.

by meln98 October 6, 2011

marathoning a bitch

when one has sex with his or her partner 26 times before leaving the bedroom.

"I'd love to cover your shift but I'm marathoning a bitch this weekend"

by CrowmanLives69 December 2, 2016

Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.

Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".

by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021

pre-mariticide

The killing of one's future husband.

John had finally driven Mary to the point where she considered committing pre-mariticide.

by littlenightangel July 30, 2011

2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

Maret

Noun. That one kid who nobody notices. He may be in all of your classes but he is invisible because he doesn't contribute to anyone's life.

(halfway through school year)
Bro 1: Dude, I just realized that Morgan doesn't go here anymore.
Bro 2: Who's Morgan?
Bro 1: He's been going here since 4th grade.
Bro 2: 4 years and I didn't even know he existed.
Bro 1: Yeah he's a Maret.

by Lickmydick69 December 14, 2010