Lavender Marriage

A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.

Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.

by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010

marriage

1. A way for a woman of the adult age to escape the clutches of her overbearing and/or nosey family

2. A convenient way for an adult woman to change her identity by means of a new last name

“My mother is always getting into my business; I’m really beginning to consider marriage.”

Teacher: Miss Long-Name-I-Can’t-Pronounce…
Student: I’m thinking the ideal marriage would be with someone whose last name is Smith

by Seriously Not February 25, 2009

same sex marriage

It's the end of the world as we know it!!!!!

duh?? uh!! i don't know

by urworstnightmare March 4, 2004

Marrianne latour

Marrianne Latour is a hot girl that lives in chazy. Maybe someday she and Franc Vliege will go out.

marrianne is hot

by Franc vliege February 15, 2004

Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey May 25, 2018

Larriable.

When a place is seen as being perfect to stay, because it is comfortable and relaxing. A place becomes larriable when a person is under the influence of cannibas and is very tired after walking a brief distance! (Any place can be larriable in the stoner's mind even if not apparent!)

The first bench on the road back from Fistral beach in Newquay.

by Andy C May 11, 2004

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013