by CrewLife October 11, 2015

An awesome badass girl who is a crazy girl to her friends a the new kids she loves sports and is artistic and she has a great voice basically she is the best. She has a lot of friends who are awsome her family is usually rich she has a giant room. She is a very funny girl and makes everyone laugh and is very smart . She is so pretty and all the guys want her she is so cute and everyone loves her.
by Safah# November 10, 2020

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Maggie is the best thing that’ll ever happen to u. She’ll be a horrible dancer and singer, but incredibly talented at everything else she touches. She’ll bring so much joy to your life. She’ll be stubborn sometimes, but she’s just like that. Her laugh is beautiful and her kissing is wonderful. She’ll take things at her own pace, but the waiting will just make it better. She doesn’t let many people in, so be careful with her when she shows you her true self and feelings. She is heaven on earth, and right now, she is mine.
by Lovedofyellow April 10, 2023

Small but scrappy. Tickling is her sleeper agent activation. She will become the Baba Yaga. The one they sent to kill the boogieman. No one is safe. Fear not only for your own life but the lives of your loved ones. One simple poke will doom generations of your own offspring. Days, months, even years from that moment, she will find you…and she will take your very soul.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
But yeah other than that she’s pretty chill.
Person #1: Hey I just ticked maggie and something about the flicker in her eyes made me think she was envisioning me on my deathbed. Should I be worried?
Person #2: Run.
Person #2: Run.
by 200 infants December 13, 2024

by bbitzbyte December 18, 2021

Powerful, dynamic, introspective, charming and intelligent. Literally the best friend anyone could have. She makes everyone around her feel amazing (and always gives the best gifts.)
“Hey who was that girl last night?? The one who lit up the whole party.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
“Oh yeah, that’s Maggie, she’s the best.”
by ~soup~ August 24, 2022
