Choobone69's definitions

ride 'em and hide 'em

When a guy (or girl....) wants to fuck somebody but does not necessarily want to be SEEN with said recipient of sexual gratification.....duhhhhh

" I'm gonna use my boyfriend of 3 yrs for all he is worth and then throw him off a fucking bridge, "ride 'em and hide 'em" bitches......

by Choobone69 December 5, 2016

Slamina

what you achieve when you get a new girlfriend and you exercise to build up stamina for coitus.

Yo brah...I done turned into a two-pump-chump. I need to go to the gym and build up some slamina for my new Hoochie-Mama.

by Choobone69 November 11, 2017

Maggie Simpson

When a girl just sucks the tip of a penis.

OMG...Suzie gave me the most incredible Maggie Simpson last night.

by Choobone69 May 16, 2018