by Stonedcricket February 28, 2025
A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
Why did you have the boredom to look at this definition if it's so retarded? Or were you just looking for a word that would look the thing that tells you to buy a fucking mug look weird?
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 04, 2022
A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
by hottie2346678997654332256 January 21, 2019
Is a fighting bure best women going around proper traveller Cash power all the way. Everyone else is a gommie
by Traveller bure November 27, 2019
A girl who will get smart with you fast. A girl that's pretty inside and out. A girl that's very smart. A girl that's heart gets broken hurts very fast. A girl who falls in love. Be glad you have maggie. If you date her cherish her and keep her forever. Your a lucky guy.
by Amber bennet January 23, 2018