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milfalicious

to describe a mother of children as hot. similar to its early 90s cousin babealicious milfalicious is used on the occasion where the hot female is a milf
wow.. shes hot
"oh laura yeah, shes got a couple of kids now"
mmm.. milfalicious
by kingarthur83rd September 8, 2007
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MILF & Cookies

1) Danger Kitty
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
I'm hungry for some pussy. I'm going out to see if I can't pick up some MILF & Cookies.
by Meat Sock February 26, 2009
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Sour MILF

MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) that you wouldn't or a Cougar that has seen better days. Basically any MILF or cougar who obviously believes that she is the shit, when in fact that is what she looks like.

Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small

Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Janice Dickinson used to be the shit, now she's just a washed up sour MILF.
by Knoxville Johnny March 25, 2007
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Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011
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milf

Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
by duderino555 October 26, 2014
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milferrigno

A combination of a milf with the intense anger fluctuations of Lou Ferrigno that you might expect from a post-menopause milf that you are currently banging. Basically she goes Hulk on your ass.
Steve: "How did last night go with that milf that you are currently enjoying"?

Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
by prodigyofmind July 24, 2010
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milfatude

when a hot mom know she's hot and let's you know she's hot.
WOW, her mom has milfatude!
by twistednick July 26, 2010
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