Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.

Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!

by furrysmurf February 12, 2010

in your mouth

1. To insert, place or shove something similarly shaped to or an actual penis into one's mouth. 2. To thrust, spew or release a load of semen with great pressure into someone's mouth.

Example, If you don't shut up, I am going to put this in your mouth!

by Allworld June 18, 2008

the pres. mouth

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.

One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.

by CJ April 03, 2008

mouth virgin

A person that has never engaged in oral sex.

Some of the girls here may still be regular virgins, but none are mouth virgins.

by NoelTH July 05, 2009

Bald in the mouth

One who has no teeth

That bitch be bald in the mouth. I seen B-Mo has a bald ass mouth after that fight.

by Crankdat August 14, 2019

Mouth Ho

One who is very well acquainted with Neil and Bob; a ho of the mouth; a person who is fond of giving fellatio to many faceless, un-named people

Dude. You don't wanna be kissin' that chick. She's a mouth ho. You'll be kissin' the crotch of every guy we know.

by badmuddahfugga May 19, 2009

Gaping Mouth

an act of opening your mouth in surprise /an involuntary act of shock .
kind of like yawning but not

"mom had a gaping mouth when i told her i didn't want an arranged marriage"

by skitttlessuck101 March 13, 2018