twat monger

Someone who busies oneself in the sordid pursuit of vagina.

My roomate in college....now that man was a bonified twat monger!

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

Jazz Monster

A Jazz Monster occurs when someone is completely ripped and imagines a mysterious monster tying to attack them. It is often considered your a champ if you see the Jazz Monster when stoned.

Person 1: I just smoked a shit load of pot.
Person 2: Dude
Person 1: Yer, Oh no the Jazz Monsters going to attack me
Person 2: Your a champ!

by OodsOner May 15, 2009

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 30, 2010

Purr Monster

little bastard kitty who runs around purring everywhere who also likes shitting and pissing on pillows.

ricky and bubbles were at cory trevors convince store and saw shit rock aka the purr monster was getting into all the mustard and pop tarts causing a shit storm

by bubblespacekitty March 17, 2011

jelly monster

Jelly monster is someone who is consumed by jealousy or spends much time in a jealous rage.

Please don't turn into a jelly monster. It's already hard enough to deal with your jealousy.

by downsouthman2 December 10, 2013

Penis Monster

A woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. These individuals prefer to go balls deep. The mere sight of a penis is often enough to whip a Penis Monster into a nob-gobbling frenzy. Usually Penis Monsters are not sexually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. The opposite of a cock tease, a Penis Monster is a definite cock please.

Guy 1: Oh man!!! Cindy was awsome last night. She was a total Penis Monster.
Guy 2: Just remember Penis Monsters don't love you. They love the pee pee.

by Edwin Wiggins March 1, 2010

Monster Mash

Two ugly people having sex.

Dude, I'd hate to imagine your parents doing the monster mash.

by John Knopp April 25, 2006