Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.

That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.

by Don Perdix February 4, 2024

Sand Mongerer

Someone who buys, sells, and enjoys putting sand on other people.

You stupid sand mongerer, now I have to go get all of this sand off of me.

by Mega Obese July 31, 2021

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Oral Monger

Someone who loves eating pussy, ass or obsessed with head.

“I’m such an Oral Monger, eating pussy is all I think of”

“ She Oral Mongered me so good last night till I busted.”

by DJDickRichards October 24, 2017

Spaz Monger

A person who does something stupid.

A: What is he doing?

B: Uh, Spaz monger.

by hellsyeah August 21, 2008

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

Monger

A person or thing that is a massive disgrace.

Person 1: have you ever nearly played chess with Boris Johnson?

Person 2: no

Person 1: errrrrrrr you’ve never nearly played chess with Boris Johnson you little monger!

by Mr big schlong January 3, 2021