Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010

fram mitten

As we all know, the Negro has a separate language and dialect. "fram mitten" translates to "transmission", in English, as it relates to automotive transmissions.

Could be a term within ebonics

Ize needz a fram mitten! A fraaaammmmm mitten! A fraaaayum mitten!

by eyeznteef July 14, 2010

Biff Mitten

a old sock that you beat off into

bob: man that girl looked like a biff mitten after jerry was through with her
bill: thats my girlfriend asshole

by donttouchmycar March 24, 2011

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008

keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

Squish Mitten

An exceptionally warm and cozy vagina.

That girl's squish mitten felt as good as warm apple pie.

by lambaa September 30, 2008

mittys

another word for male tittys

my dad mittys are a size C

by Coconut Queen of Haiti Queen Lauren August 19, 2004