Milo

Literally the best friend in the world. Is always there for you and you couldn't imagine your life without them. Milo means more to you than anything and you're so thankful that they exist.

Also known as Shitlord the Mighty.
"I love Milo so so so so incredibly much."
"Milo you're amazing."
"You mean the world to me Milo!"
"Milo loves socks"
by FiNnNNNnNn March 25, 2019
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Milo is for fucking aussies my fucking brooos. It’s a chocolate drink that tastes sooo fucking good. Good protein. Lots of sugar.
Want a beer?

Nah give me a fucking milo bro.
by Big Pappa Zaqne August 29, 2019
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Milo is an ass who will post that "She will break up with you and lie to your face" and plunges you into eternal sadness, and wish you could die cuz he'll give you the worst guilt problems ever.
"Hey, I'm sorry Milo."
"It's okay"
...
Posts "She will break up with you and lie to your face."
by Alia Gallagher February 12, 2020
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He is strong and works hard for his keep. He will always have your back and is very loyal. He will always try and that's what makes him a winner. He likes to spend time with his family or have a beer with friends.
Milo has become like family
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020
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A sexy 5"11 male with curly black hair. He gets all the women who love his dashing looks and massive penis. He is also a very kindhearted person and a loyal friend. He is usually very easygoing and only gets angry when he is wronged or someone is being annoying.
Who is that? They are so HOT, I don't know their name but since they're hot I'm gonna call him Milo
by sourdoughjack May 27, 2022
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Ahhh yes the "friendly town." This town is a hick town, there is nothing special about it. And don't get me started on the diseases you could get here. You could rub shoulders or be in a 5 foot radius of one of the women here (not all) and get syphilis/herpes and probably much worse (and I mean MUCH WORSE) And yes, the women/men/its bite, just go to PVMS and you will find a bunch of ankle biters there that have cat/wolf ears AND a tail, they are covered in makeup and with one swipe, their "beauty" is gone. Tbh they look like a desk in detention, with drawings all over their face and black marks, also if you're straight at this school they will bark at you and call you homophobic because they are selfish nobodies that know nothing about common sense and how to be normal.
Some person: Whats the worst disease I could get?
Every normal person: Just go to Milo and you will find just the right one for you!
by Ashes_of_my_peepaw June 07, 2021
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Stands for womens rights, she find sexism everywhere istg (send help)
"Nah thats sexist bro"
"Milo stop malding"
by Inima May 23, 2022
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